i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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