its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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