Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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