$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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