you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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