What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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