I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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