walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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