a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize
