We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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