Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You were trust falling into bushes
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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