FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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