And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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