I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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