Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
