What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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