I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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