i just google imaged poop.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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