Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Randomize
