theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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