This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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