Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Couch. On fire.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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