Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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