question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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