The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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