Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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