oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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