Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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