Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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