It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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