i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
