I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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