Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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