My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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