Your face is a jimmy john
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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