whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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