I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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