I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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