All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
God I need to hump something, right now.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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