i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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