Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
