I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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