When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
