I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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