how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My vagina just recognized that song.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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