we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
