Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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