Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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