dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Randomize