Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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