No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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