adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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