You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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