Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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